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reattachment:

If we’re texting and I’m actually responding quickly and you’re not then it’s 99.9% guaranteed I won’t reply back for weeks

sarahgriswald:

*panties off already*

(Source: youmkemeshine)

underthe-corktree:

working out is so much easier when you’re enjoying the music you’re listening to while doing it so I thought i’d share my FOB workout!
HUGE NOTE: you can skip any step/cut it short/go easier. its about having fun-if one of the steps isn’t your forte don’t worry about it!
RUNNING (or jogging/biking/walking/any cardio you like): pick your top 4-8 FOB songs and jog/run to them (some good suggestions are Phoenix, MSKWYDITD, Saturday, Centuries, Sugar We’re Going Down, Alone Together, etc…)
LEGS AND BUTTS ON FIREEEE: (do while listening to my songs know)
on the woaahhhooohhhs: wall-sits
on the chorus: lunges 
on the verses and brides: squats
ABS FOR CENTURIES: (do while listening to centuries)
on the chorus: bicycle sit-ups (don’t forget to point your toes and go slow)
on the da da da da: ab reaches/V-ups 
on the verses and bridge: regular sit-ups (bring your chest straight up, don’t go all the way up to your knees)
ARMS TO PUT SNITCHES IN STICHES AND WALKERS: (obvi listen to snitches and talkers)
on the chorus: plank (also helps your tummy muscles!!)
on the oh oh ohs/when pete screams: one armed plank
on the verses and bridge: push ups 
KEEP IT FUN AND BE SAFE AND YOU’RE GONNA LOOK EVEN HOTTER THAN YOU DO NOW (which is already nearly impossible) 


Oh my god.

underthe-corktree:

working out is so much easier when you’re enjoying the music you’re listening to while doing it so I thought i’d share my FOB workout!

HUGE NOTE: you can skip any step/cut it short/go easier. its about having fun-if one of the steps isn’t your forte don’t worry about it!

RUNNING (or jogging/biking/walking/any cardio you like): pick your top 4-8 FOB songs and jog/run to them (some good suggestions are Phoenix, MSKWYDITD, Saturday, Centuries, Sugar We’re Going Down, Alone Together, etc…)

LEGS AND BUTTS ON FIREEEE: (do while listening to my songs know)

on the woaahhhooohhhs: wall-sits

on the chorus: lunges 

on the verses and brides: squats

ABS FOR CENTURIES: (do while listening to centuries)

on the chorus: bicycle sit-ups (don’t forget to point your toes and go slow)

on the da da da da: ab reaches/V-ups 

on the verses and bridge: regular sit-ups (bring your chest straight up, don’t go all the way up to your knees)

ARMS TO PUT SNITCHES IN STICHES AND WALKERS: (obvi listen to snitches and talkers)

on the chorus: plank (also helps your tummy muscles!!)

on the oh oh ohs/when pete screams: one armed plank

on the verses and bridge: push ups 

KEEP IT FUN AND BE SAFE AND YOU’RE GONNA LOOK EVEN HOTTER THAN YOU DO NOW (which is already nearly impossible) 

Oh my god.

xngelinx:

This photo caused so much controversy when I posted it on Instagram, I was called a slut by people that didn’t even know me, and it’s really funny because in this photo I am relaxing TOPLESS at the BEACH next to my BOYFRIEND of THREE years. My body is mine, and I’m so fucking proud of it. You will not stop me by reporting my photos.

xngelinx:

This photo caused so much controversy when I posted it on Instagram, I was called a slut by people that didn’t even know me, and it’s really funny because in this photo I am relaxing TOPLESS at the BEACH next to my BOYFRIEND of THREE years. My body is mine, and I’m so fucking proud of it. You will not stop me by reporting my photos.

But not really. I just want to not feel so shit today.

(Source: faded-and-dreaming)

(Source: discolor3d)

I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

(Source: seabelle)

thatseanguyblogs:

makochantachibanana:

theblogofeternalstench:

I didn’t want to go to an engagement party, so I was asked to babysit my sister’s ridiculous dog instead.

you’ve made the right choice

You chose wisely.


Evolution of the iPhone
Evolution of the iPhone

(Source: Gizmodo)

knickflannel:

headlikealamb:

Mickey Smith


I want this to constantly be in the corner of my eye, like in the upper right corner of my vision

knickflannel:

headlikealamb:

Mickey Smith

I want this to constantly be in the corner of my eye, like in the upper right corner of my vision

emoij:

clapbacks:

amazing

aw man christians have it tough in a nation built for christians by christians and run by christians. :-/ 

emoij:

clapbacks:

amazing

aw man christians have it tough in a nation built for christians by christians and run by christians. :-/ 

(Source: prince-theo)

extremingly:

there’s nothing more awkward than showing someone something you found hilariously funny only to have them not laugh or smile…at all..